Back in Black

Well, *that* was a longer break than expected. I guess I really needed to catch up on some beauty sleep.

Penalty Box

Oops!  Looks like someone got a time out.  Hopefully, you'll use this time wisely, to think about what you did.  Yes, it's a bit embarrassing, but someone's got to be the guinea pig, so it might as well be you.  Next time, try to set a better example for the little carts, won't you?

Stealers Wheel

Well, now you're *really* stuck. How did you even get here in the first place?

Life in the Fast Lane...

...or not.  

Take your time, Mr. Cart.  Every step counts, so take a break if you need it, but keep on keeping on.  (And if that's your pee spot behind you, don't worry -- just remember to stay hydrated.)

Seis de Mayo

Looks like someone did a bit too much celebrating last night....

Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

"I said one, two, three, four -- tell me Wonder Mike, what are you waitin' for?

I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
The hip hip hop, a you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...."

Oh, I could go on and on, Wonder Mike (and Big Bank Hank and Master Gee).  Those guys really get me going.  I mean, the really good stuff just *never* gets old, right?

Forbidden Love

What's up, Romeo?  Hey there, Juliet.  I don't know how you two met, but I sure hope that you can keep up your romance, despite hailing from competing families. No one ever said that love is easy -- or glamorous -- but it makes the world go round, so keep on keepin' on.  (Oh, and is that a bun in your oven, Juliet?)  Stay safe and happy, you two lovebirds.